The Eurovision Song Contest is back with its 68th edition, featuring 26 countries competing in a four-hour grand final. The contest is known for its catty and competitive nature, showcasing a mix of talented performances and eccentric entries. Here’s a ranking of all 26 songs, from worst to first:
Worst Entries
- 26. Armenia: PARG, “Survivor” – A mediocre rock song with a dramatic yet awkward performance.
- 25. San Marino: Gabry Ponte, “Tutta L’Italia” – A cheesy song that relies on Italian stereotypes.
- 24. United Kingdom: Remember Monday, “What The Hell Just Happened?” – A lazy song that tries to capture the essence of party culture but falls flat.
Middle of the Pack
- 23. Portugal: Napa, “Deslocado” – A nice but unremarkable song that lacks staging elevation.
- 22. Lithuania: Katarsis, “Tavo Akys” – A brooding song that’s a bit boring and doesn’t fit the party vibe.
- 21. Germany: Abor & Tynna, “Baller” – A song with nonsensical lyrics but a catchy beat.
Standout Performances
- 10. Malta: Miriana Conte, “Serving” – An energetic performance with impressive vocals and a touch of girlboss energy.
- 8. Sweden: KAJ, “Bara Bada Bastu” – A catchy song with a fun sauna-themed performance.
- 5. France: Louane, “Maman” – A touching ballad dedicated to Louane’s late mother, showcasing France’s talent.
Top Contenders
- 3. Finland: Erika Vikman, “Ich Komme” – A randy and rambunctious performance that explores themes of power and female empowerment.
- 2. Austria: JJ, “Wasted Love” – A stunning operatic ballad with thrilling vocals, but might be too similar to last year’s winner.
- 1. Albania: Shkodra Elektronike, “Zjerm” – An intense and unique performance that could capitalize on a weaker field to claim a shock win.
The contest is full of surprises, and the winner could come from anywhere. Will Albania’s dark horse entry take the crown, or will a more established country like France or Sweden come out on top? The excitement is building for the grand final.
